maria, my roommate in NB had a boyfriend (now husband, joseph) who theorized that all people's faces could fall into one of three categories: bird-face, horse-face, or muffin-face.

today, as i sat in a 2.5 hour long class, bored out of my mind because the teachers basically read word for word the ppt slides, i started to zone out, and when i came to, the bird, horse, muffin theory resurfaced (as it does, time and time again). "oh, she definitely has a cute muffin/bird face. oh, that lady? total bird-face. ca-caw! eck! i didn't even see that guy. what a horse-face!"

these were the thoughts going on in my head while charlie brown teacher was mwah-mwah-mwahing all morning.

so i encourage you to get up and go to the bathroom and take a long, hard look at yourself in the mirror. which one are you? once you determine where you fall in the bird-horse spectrum, you'll see that you'll never look at someone's face the same way again. (trust me. now i'm like, "remember that girl from the restaurant? horse face?" and then people that are aware about this classification system are always like, "oh yeah, i totally remember who you are talking about")

oh, and by the way. i'm a muffin-face (thank god).

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